Umm I'm too high to move.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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