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If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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