Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I cockslap morals
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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