I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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