I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just want to make out with him forever
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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