And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
And then he peed in my hair
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