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(617): View more from Massachusetts

dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

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(515): View more from Iowa

they need to just BURY HIM!

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(970): View more from Colorado

Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.

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(925): View more from California

I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.

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We just have a real special relationship.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch

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(309): View more from Illinois

you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.

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(470): View more from Georgia

I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?

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(313): View more from Michigan

I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”

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