Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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