Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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