Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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