Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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