Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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