my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
As shirtless as possible
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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