How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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