I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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