You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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