let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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