real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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