The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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