White coat. Heels.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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