Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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