For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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