census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I understand Curling. That high.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize
