The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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