I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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