The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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