Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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