I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
as a side note pls kill me
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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