The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
This couple is walking their pig around campus
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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