I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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