So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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