Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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