STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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