drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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