I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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