whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Randomize
