How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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