I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
