he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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