There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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