Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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