Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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