The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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