So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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