Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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