fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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