i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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