She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Randomize
