Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just want nice things and good sex
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
