Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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