Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
